I HATE I HATE (blog swap post!)

Last week I thought "hey, why don't I participate in this awesome blog swap thing on 20SB?" I signed up, got paired up and promptly forgot about it until katrina politely reminded me today that it was due. Today.
Ah! Damnit.

She had this great idea that we write things we hate about each others' blogs and of course I agreed...who doesn't like hating on things? But then I chickened out and wrote nice things instead.

Luckily she had the balls to follow through.

Here we go...get ready for the roast of miss.chief:



Hi Everyone,

It's Katrina from The You & Me Show. This is my guest post. REPEAT: This is just a guest post and will probably never happen again in the history of mankind [since it was basically forced upon us] so I'd listen up.

Now that you have your ears on, I'd like to point out the 10 things that I hate about little Miss Chief's here blog:

1. you have such amazing graphics on here, but who made them? Did you, or did you not learn how to cite sources in the 4th grade?

2. Does that post really involve a not-so-artistic shot of someone in lingerie....enough said. You should take a class on "class"

3. Why are you so honest and "to-the-point"? Why can't I be like that. See, even I have to put "to-the-point" in quotation marks.

4. How clean and simple it is: why can't I do that?

5. You rarely talk about your husband. If you don't blog about him obsessively frequently, the blogosphere may then doubt that you have any love for him at all. And then the world may implode

6. You have 10 more readers than me, which is just not fair in general

7. Negativity is so 19th century

8. Why can't *I* be so blatantly honest about how I need money for college. Has it worked for you?

9. I wanted you to make an ihatetheyou&meshow water-bottle, you know. Kind of as a thank-you for my amazing post on your puny blog. But, of course, it didn't happen. Thanks for crashing my dreams

10. The fact that you read. At all. I feel inferior and illiterate even though my grammar is inherently more highly evolved.

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Ok, now that that is over with here are a few main points to consider this evening

1. I hate cupcakes. Muffins are the new cupcakes. [tell your friends] I do not sit around eating cupcakes or looking at "cupcake porn" and I want to make that clear.

2. I hate the white, upper-class, female dominated blogosphere that exists even though I totally am also in love with it.

3. If you, too, hate miss chief's blog [but have never come clean about it], be sure to hop over to my blog and pretend like you are frolicking on the English countryside and living on a cloud

4. Since I sell photography, I thought I'd leave you with some Miss.Cheif inspired artwork. Enjoy.

















5. I'm way too wimpy. But, if I didn't hurt I would so get a white tattoo of something like wedding date on my upper inner thigh.

6.The coolest tattoo i've seen in person was the entire Alaskan state with all her islands up the right ribcage side of one of my fellow sushi waitress coworkers.

7. ihatehate

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PS: Miss. Chief is totally making me look like the bad person here since she said she wanted to write a similarly hateful list on my blog but then, instead writes a very sweet, kind, and sincere message. So now I do look like the old roomate [but hey, at least I stuck with the plan!] I guess she is filled with mischief after all, and if you'd like to see her softer side, read it here.

Dear Miss Chief: thanks for reminding me that blogs can [and probably should] be funny :) thanks for the insight into your world :)


photo credits:
red skelton by xtinalamb
chillen by miss_lauryn
mochico by gakkin...


***final note from miss.chief*** dr.claw is not my husband. just putting it out there. we don't want to ever get married, probably.