Not only was I cold as ice yesterday, Dr.Claw was too!
At the library he was looking at the movies beside a woman and her small child. The woman was deeply engrossed in finding the perfect movie, while her child was saying "UP UP UP" and pointing.
The woman was all "not now, let's find a movie and then I'll pick you up"
...turns out the child was pointing to the Pixar movie UP.
Dr.Claw noticed, said thanks to the kid, and took the movie!
Talk about heartless.
(just kidding, yo. but seriously, that's harsh)
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okay so the good doctor was up all night, "working" and he decided to write me a "surprise guest post" on a sheet of paper about this event.
here we go:
Surprise Guest Blogger: The Long Arm of the Claw
I enjoy the library. Most people use it for books but I prefer to have my own collection of books on the fireplace mantel. I usually use the library to rent DVDs. Hey they are free and you can order almost anything (as long as you're willing to wait 3 months to get it).
Yesterday I was at the library looking at movies and there was a grandma and granddaughter checking out the collection of available DVDs beside me. The 2 year old kept telling her grandma "Up, up, up" but granny was too busy looking at the geriatric ward porn collection (Richard Gere and Antonio Banderas movies!)
"Up, up, up," continued the little girl.
"I'll pick you up in a minute dear," replied granny.
"Up, up, up"
Geez, give the kid some attention, I thought.
Then I saw it. The movie "Up" was on the shelf directly in front of grandma. I was number 212 on the wait list for this (yes, I am too cheap to pay to rent it) and as I stared at the movie I realized the little girl was not reaching for her grandma, she was reaching for "Up"!
"Up, up, up"
Alright, I had enough. I politely asked granny to excuse my reach and picked "Up" off the shelf. With "Up" in my hand and the little girl smiling at me I gave her a smile and a wink and walked away.
As I signed out the movie I had noticed that the little girl had stopped saying "up". You're welcome grandma.
Another random act of kindness. I'm a giver.
Dr. Claw
Tuesday, December 8
he's as bad as I am **NOW WITH MORE DR.CLAW**
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5 comments:
Bwahahahahaha! He TOOK IT?!
Meh, that kid probably had it coming.
Haahahahaha! Awesome. I like the part where the Mom is stupid. That means I might have a shot with her.
@mona yep! we watched it last night
@miss y probably. what a loser!
@kurt totally, you should start hanging out at the library, but not where the books are. just at the dvd section.
You know what sucks about that? Not that he took the movie...that's awesome.
What sucks is that the libraries have sold out and started carrying current box office hits. Bullshit! Library movie rentals are for black and white films and obscure cinema shit you wouldn't find elsewhere.
I'm only weird sometimes.
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