my innocent letter to santa contains secret dirty subliminal message!!

..I had no idea.

This is what I wrote*:

Hi Santa, it's me, [miss.chief]. I live with [dr.claw] now, don't get lost!

This year I am hoping to get a real camera. If that's too expensive I'd really like a "toy" Holga camera, preferably in a bright color. And the 'starter kit' too.
I would also be excited to get books, money, a gift certificate so I can buy some new pants, a new bra, a vacation to somewhere interesting, a home-made card, candy, beer, a haircut, a warm sweater, RAM for my mexican laptop, a high-five, new socks, tights, a new winter jacket, fancy expensive non-milk chocolate, a kitten or two, a new kitchen table and chairs, Jenga, Clue (but not if the sexy lady is on the box)**, pickled lemons or a shopping spree at a used book store.

Oh, and can you please get [dr.claw] some new slippers?

Thank you! I hope you don't think you have to get me all of these things; one or two is enough for me.

Have a good day!
[miss.c]

so dr.claw had a look at my letter.
then he took a pen and drew circles around certain words. and then probably started winking at me or doing hip thrusts or something.

why?

see for yourself:

Hi Santa, it's me, [miss.chief]. I live with [dr.claw] now, don't get lost!

This year I am hoping to get a real camera. If that's too expensive I'd really like a "toy" Holga camera, preferably in a bright color. And the 'starter kit' too.
I would also be excited to get books, money, a gift certificate so I can buy some new pants, a new bra, a vacation to somewhere interesting, a home-made card, candy, beer, a haircut, a warm sweater, RAM for my mexican laptop, a high-five, new socks, tights, a new winter jacket, fancy expensive non-milk chocolate, a kitten or two, a new kitchen table and chairs, Jenga, Clue (but not if the sexy lady is on the box)**, pickled lemons or a shopping spree at a used book store.

Oh, and can you please get [dr.claw] some new slippers?

Thank you! I hope you don't think you have to get me all of these things; one or two is enough for me.

Have a good day!
[miss.c]

yeah.

so there you have it.

merry christmas?


*FYI: I don't normally write real live letters to santa, but all the kids were doing it and I didn't want to feel left out.
**well I can't find a picture of the box I've been seeing everywhere but it's basically all this sexy half undressed woman on the front. Is there even a sexy lady in the game? I refuse to pay money for it.